Oh I see you've bothered to get yourself some sort of broadband connection.  You think you're special?  Howabout those poor people in Afghanistan?  What have you done for them lately?  Or are you pleasantly wasting your employer's time and bandwidth on this?
Shame on you!
Survivor, that juggernaut of human science represents the panultimate means for me to somehow fuck myself up.  So, equipped with a DV camera and a few friends, I set out to get on the show and asked my friends what they though of the idea; to make an audtion tape for the game in Africa, now being shown on CBS.
Here's what these rat bastards had to say.
Wait for it.....




I didn't make it on the show.