Low-res Quicktime cause you can't be bothered to get a broadband DSL or cable line...
 
Survivor, that juggernaut of human science represents the panultimate means for me to somehow fuck myself up.  So, equipped with a DV camera and a few friends, I set out to get on the show and asked my friends what they though of the idea; to make an audtion tape for the game in Africa, now being shown on CBS.
 
Here's what these rat bastards had to say.
 
Wait for it.....
 

 

 

I didn't make it on the show.