Oh I see you've never graduated to technology with your utterly low bandwidth self.  Well, you should probably now that those horseless carriages outside zooming around are called cars, and they can hurt you.
Survivor, that juggernaut of human science represents the panultimate means for me to somehow fuck myself up.  So, equipped with a DV camera and a few friends, I set out to get on the show and asked my friends what they though of the idea; to make an audtion tape for the game in Africa, now being shown on CBS.
Here's what these rat bastards had to say.
Wait for it.....

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I didn't make it on the show.