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What does this thing do?


 

What does this thing do?

Favorite Responses:

Name:
G. Horton Gnawtibbets

It puts the lotions on its skin before it gets the hose again.

 

Name:
Your sick Uncle Eddie

Sneaks into your bedroom ar night, dessed all in black, carrying a truncheon and a flashlight. Then as you slumber he slowly reaches for your box spring and with his testosterone-fortified strength heaves your bed (you included) into the corner and shines his 1 million candle power flashlight of truth, justice and the American way where your bed had recently been and screams, "I've got you now Bin Laden!!" as he wildly swings his truncheon. (As a younger man in the 1950's he did the same thing just looking for communists.)

 

Name:
adam c

sad and terrible things. but it also masturbates.

 

Name:
Laszlo Vargas

It keeps all you crybaby white liberals in Banana Republic clothes and SUVs and affords you the opportunity to say whatever you want on Iranian immigrants' web sites, which is obviously the kind of thing you were all doing on Election Day 2000 instead of getting out there and voting for your pantywaist candidate.

 

Name:
King Zog

It wipes the egg off its slavering face, pauses a moment to think, "Perhaps I should have had Rose Mary Woods delete *that* tape segment, too!", and fails to see the next round of eggs coming, all the while convinced that Mutually Assured Destruction is still a viable foreign policy and that history will justify his anti-social behaviour.


Name:
Frank Humpty
Date:
27 Feb 2003

Comments

It's an electromagnetically shielded cyber-human-robot device that runs on the smell of fear and the prospect of panic. Can be heard muttering the song "God Bless America" under his gun powder soaked breath as he nervously fidgets with glass marbles in his pocket.


Name:
Robin "I am not a biologist" Scher
Date:
27 Feb 2003

Comments

nothing


Name:
C
Date:
27 Feb 2003

Comments

Plays the drums of war? If there is one thing that is lacking in Canadian music today, it is a Canadian band that plays intense, honest music. Not the type of crap that proliferates the mainstream modern rock air waves but something that has much more of an edge to it. There is a lot of disenfranchised youth out there that can’t relate to the majority of these bands because the music offers them nothing familiar. This is where this band comes into play. The name is Rumsfield and they’re here to kick your ass. This band plays intense guitar driven music that tears at your eardrums and pulls at your soul. The band’s material dips and swells in volume and is constantly challenging the listener to keep up. With melodic breaks and devastating crescendos, the songs never stay in one place for very long. Like riding a manic rollercoaster (with your eyes closed); Rumsfield gently lead you through the twists and turns and slowly up the hill before uncovering your eyes and dropping you straight to the bottom. http://www.rumsfield.com/bio.html


Name:
Dr Hone
Date:
27 Feb 2003

Comments

How many times do I need to tell you - stop sending me old white man porn!?!?!? Now, If you had a picture of Powell... Grrrrr...


Name:
J. J. Franzen
Date:
27 Feb 2003

Comments

Strikes fear in the hearts of sentient beings everywhere.


Name:
Ann T. S. Tablishment
Date:
27 Feb 2003

Comments

What does the Right Hand of the ANTICHRIST do? Silly question. It's the Left Hand we have to be worried about....


Name:
SSSTRESSS
Date:
27 Feb 2003

Comments

That would be "The Man" himself!!


Name:
Your sick Uncle Eddie
Date:
27 Feb 2003

Comments

Sneaks into your bedroom ar night, dessed all in black, carrying a truncheon and a flashlight. Then as you slumber he slowly reaches for your box spring and with his testosterone-fortified strength heaves your bed (you included) into the corner and shines his 1 million candle power flashlight of truth, justice and the American way where your bed had recently been and screams, "I've got you now Bin Laden!!" as he wildly swings his truncheon. (As a younger man in the 1950's he did the same thing just looking for communists.)


Name:
puppet dictactor thingie
Date:
27 Feb 2003

Comments

I do declare, with all honesty, this thing has something to do with the world kontrol department. Kinda like the war department but its like the one in the control tower of the puppet homeland department. It really likes to control of little Bush puppet and its playmates and make them dance and vomit experimental absurd words... Why somepoppets believe this to be a god kinda of puppet, but I think its just the puppeteer in theater of puppets. Puppet dick-tator took over our kountry 2 years ago. Next the world. Dr. Mangor ||| www.KRANIOCLAST.com |||


Name:
adam c
Date:
27 Feb 2003

Comments

sad and terrible things. but it also masturbates.


Name:
Mil.
Date:
28 Feb 2003

Comments

Pretty much whatever it wants.


Name:
King Zog
Date:
28 Feb 2003

Comments

It wipes the egg off its slavering face, pauses a moment to think, "Perhaps I should have had Rose Mary Woods delete *that* tape segment, too!", and fails to see the next round of eggs coming, all the while convinced that Mutually Assured Destruction is still a viable foreign policy and that history will justify his anti-social behaviour.


Name:
Laszlo Vargas
Date:
28 Feb 2003

Comments

It keeps all you crybaby white liberals in Banana Republic clothes and SUVs and affords you the opportunity to say whatever you want on Iranian immigrants' web sites, which is obviously the kind of thing you were all doing on Election Day 2000 instead of getting out there and voting for your pantywaist candidate.


Name:
Brian Begun
Date:
28 Feb 2003

Comments

It's a mystery really. Most scientists aren't quite sure what it is, but they believe it was used to scare the British away during the war of 1812. Kind of like a scarecrow, or it could have possibly been left behind by Aliens, when it failed to take over the world.


Name:
Baykar
Date:
28 Feb 2003

Comments

it's the child that bush senior and bush junior would have had if they could have mated......


Name:
G. Horton Gnawtibbets
Date:
28 Feb 2003

Comments

It puts the lotions on its skin before it gets the hose again.


Name:
G. Horton Gnawtibbets
Date:
28 Feb 2003

Comments

It puts the lotion on its skin before it gets the hose again.


Name:
Randi
Date:
28 Feb 2003

Comments

I love you...Want to get married?


Name:
Sen Joe McCarthy!
Date:
28 Feb 2003

Comments

Former Storm Trooper now intent on depriving Americans of all their Civil Liberities in the name of Patriotism. (Really, it's just about money, the Seven Deadly Sins, and ...)


Name:
Dick Dumpty
Date:
01 Mar 2003

Comments

hint: wash in warm water with mild soap after using.


Name:
Rummyman
Date:
03 Mar 2003

Comments

Keeps your asses safe so you can hang out on the Internet and waste away---


Name:
Jeanne "My Brother is a Marine" Thompson
Date:
06 Mar 2003

Comments

Make me nervous


Name:
arnver
Date:
08 Mar 2003

Comments

Feeds itself on fear?


Name:
Kid-B
Date:
21 Mar 2003

Comments

he kills peope.


Dariush Derakhshani.
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